1. odannygirl7:

    mrransomm:

    dingoinnuendo:

    ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she…

» 1/16/14 9:50am 1/16/14 9:50am

The town at the dragon's shoulder is merely the port. The real city lives in its belly. Carts of goods go down the dragon's gullet every morning, taking the low road through the intestines. The high road through the spinal cord is reserved for the upper classes. They are also the ones who have the luck to lay eyes on… » 1/09/14 5:32pm 1/09/14 5:32pm

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